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What Is in Jason Statham's Garbage?



Men, the time has come to man-up and do what it takes. Society wants us to do the dishes, wear pink, and listen to Celine Dion.... at the same time.

This is wrong.

The Man Blog is here to right these wrongs and give men everywhere an alternative to a life spent as a weakling.

Imagine: If you went through Jason Statham's garbage, what would you find? Probably a few empty bullet casings, a castaway pair of numchucks, an endorsement contract with BMW, Cuban cigars that didn't meet his standards, and the occasional '84 Bordeaux.

In my experience, such items never come in pink.

So go ahead. Wear that shirt, wash those dishes, but change the oil in your car and go to the shooting range to make up for it. Take a page out of Scott Brown's book and get named the Sexiest Man Alive and run for Senate. If it seems rugged, undeniably masculine, and violent, don't let society drain your virility. Maybe someday your garbage will reek of fine wines and enemies vanquished.



Godspeed, Brothers.

5.14.2010

Carpe Some Diem

Another school year comes and goes. For those of us in college, school is wrapping up and the summer is upon us. Although the school year is worthy of volumes full of articles, I want to talk about the summer.

While I was growing up the summer was a magical time of year, not in a Disney sort of magical- more like a manly, Lord of The Rings kind of magical. There were canoe trips to take, baseball to play, and lawns to mow. (Irrelevant aside: I love mowing the lawn. I will be the grumpy old man across the street who turns feral while protecting his lawn.) Back to how it's magical. Time slows down in the summer. That's what makes it so special, so significant. During the cold months, the months some wise soul designated as the school year, everyone puts their head down and shoulders their way through week after week of bleak, monotonous work. In the city it's evident when summer has arrived to banish the gray winter. Instead of wrapping wool pea coats tighter and dashing from building to building through inclement weather, New Yorkers stroll from place to place holding their heads high, as if they were plants drinking in the warm rays.

Enough of waxing eloquent though. What I mean to talk about is how time slows down in the summer. The clock seems to tick a little slower, the sun a little more hesitant to set. Before now I had always seen this slower pace as a yearly novelty in May, a fact of life in June, and then a nuisance in July and August. That is what I mean to change this summer. I want to make every day, May through August, a "May day." I want to view every long, sun-soaked summer day as an opportunity to live life.

My good man Ben Franklin once said, "If time be of all things most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality, since lost time is never found again; and what we call time enough always proves little enough." If in the summer we have the most time to burn, we then risk the "greatest prodigality" most in the sunny months (Those of you with jobs: between weekends and free nights, there is time enough to waste). 


This is my challenge then to all the men who read the Man Blog: don't waste the summer. Use it as a time to improve yourself; read a great book (I recommend anything Jeff Shaara or David McCullough for those of you looking for something to read), cultivate a manly hobby (I spent a bit of the start of my break working on my angling), just find something productive to do (people with jobs: if you are hard-pressed for free time focus on developing your work ethic, as a man a strong work ethic is invaluable).


Don't let these months pass you by. Each month will run by faster than the previous one. Seize each day. Carpe some diem. I am by no means a master at this. We are all in this together. I wrote this post mostly as a challenge to myself, and only a little bit for the benefit of you readers. Sorry, but I feel like I am entitled to be self-serving on my own blog. Still, I am rooting for all of you. If cheerleading were manly (a topic for another post- perhaps that one will generate some comments), you could think of me as your cheerleader throughout the summer. 


The bottom line is that this will not be a lazy summer. It will be a summer of growth and good times. Let's live this summer.

5.10.2010

Hymn No. 3 – Morning People

Every guy knows that some nights are sanctioned time with his lady interest or significant other. However, the wise realize that the morning (yes, even Mondays) can be an even better time to build both confidence and friendship in the female department. Now this doesn’t mean that you should show up at her house in the early dawn hours, but, at the very least, it does improve your advantage by sheer hours invested. As in any area of life, more time invested translates into greater skill and knowledge. Therefore, knowing how to take advantage of the early hours is crucial.

1. Know your PPF (Production Possibility Frontier). Know what you’re capable of, play to your strengths, and focus on the goal at hand. In short, don’t waste your character “capital”. If you have hidden talents, keep them hidden for a while, but don’t let the world forget that they ever existed. Even if you’re not the best guitar player on the block, certain things will always enhance your appeal despite a remedial skill level. These things show her that you’re living life beyond the dull world of school or work.

2. Use your morning sector. Men often forget to exercise the morning sector of the PPF. Instead, we wander sleepily to the subway or coffee shop, and are caught off guard when an opportunity arises. While a select few can afford it, don’t make those critical errors. In addition, being awake an alert will help you with your classes or (work function) as well; it’s a win-win situation.

3. It’s the simple things. Having a coherent conversation in the elevator, breaking the ice with well-placed humor, and opening doors when you’d rather be in bed do a lot to gain favor with the fairer sex. If you’re still asleep, or wishing you were elsewhere, you will pass up rare opportunities and lose your wings before you even get off of the ground. Instead, choose to take the straight and narrow road of pre-noon activity and she’ll choose you as the object of her affection.

Though the morning can be a great time to meet someone new, building rapport with the lady folk before noon is also an invaluable asset. Not only will you be taking advantage of a time most forget and giving yourself an edge, but you will also be juxtaposing yourself with the rest of the crowd. While they are in bed, you are ahead. Following the aforementioned rules and staying awake will put you a notch above the rest. Remember, the early bird gets the worm.

Godspeed,

MOTMB