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What Is in Jason Statham's Garbage?



Men, the time has come to man-up and do what it takes. Society wants us to do the dishes, wear pink, and listen to Celine Dion.... at the same time.

This is wrong.

The Man Blog is here to right these wrongs and give men everywhere an alternative to a life spent as a weakling.

Imagine: If you went through Jason Statham's garbage, what would you find? Probably a few empty bullet casings, a castaway pair of numchucks, an endorsement contract with BMW, Cuban cigars that didn't meet his standards, and the occasional '84 Bordeaux.

In my experience, such items never come in pink.

So go ahead. Wear that shirt, wash those dishes, but change the oil in your car and go to the shooting range to make up for it. Take a page out of Scott Brown's book and get named the Sexiest Man Alive and run for Senate. If it seems rugged, undeniably masculine, and violent, don't let society drain your virility. Maybe someday your garbage will reek of fine wines and enemies vanquished.



Godspeed, Brothers.

5.10.2010

Hymn No. 3 – Morning People

Every guy knows that some nights are sanctioned time with his lady interest or significant other. However, the wise realize that the morning (yes, even Mondays) can be an even better time to build both confidence and friendship in the female department. Now this doesn’t mean that you should show up at her house in the early dawn hours, but, at the very least, it does improve your advantage by sheer hours invested. As in any area of life, more time invested translates into greater skill and knowledge. Therefore, knowing how to take advantage of the early hours is crucial.

1. Know your PPF (Production Possibility Frontier). Know what you’re capable of, play to your strengths, and focus on the goal at hand. In short, don’t waste your character “capital”. If you have hidden talents, keep them hidden for a while, but don’t let the world forget that they ever existed. Even if you’re not the best guitar player on the block, certain things will always enhance your appeal despite a remedial skill level. These things show her that you’re living life beyond the dull world of school or work.

2. Use your morning sector. Men often forget to exercise the morning sector of the PPF. Instead, we wander sleepily to the subway or coffee shop, and are caught off guard when an opportunity arises. While a select few can afford it, don’t make those critical errors. In addition, being awake an alert will help you with your classes or (work function) as well; it’s a win-win situation.

3. It’s the simple things. Having a coherent conversation in the elevator, breaking the ice with well-placed humor, and opening doors when you’d rather be in bed do a lot to gain favor with the fairer sex. If you’re still asleep, or wishing you were elsewhere, you will pass up rare opportunities and lose your wings before you even get off of the ground. Instead, choose to take the straight and narrow road of pre-noon activity and she’ll choose you as the object of her affection.

Though the morning can be a great time to meet someone new, building rapport with the lady folk before noon is also an invaluable asset. Not only will you be taking advantage of a time most forget and giving yourself an edge, but you will also be juxtaposing yourself with the rest of the crowd. While they are in bed, you are ahead. Following the aforementioned rules and staying awake will put you a notch above the rest. Remember, the early bird gets the worm.

Godspeed,

MOTMB




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