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What Is in Jason Statham's Garbage?



Men, the time has come to man-up and do what it takes. Society wants us to do the dishes, wear pink, and listen to Celine Dion.... at the same time.

This is wrong.

The Man Blog is here to right these wrongs and give men everywhere an alternative to a life spent as a weakling.

Imagine: If you went through Jason Statham's garbage, what would you find? Probably a few empty bullet casings, a castaway pair of numchucks, an endorsement contract with BMW, Cuban cigars that didn't meet his standards, and the occasional '84 Bordeaux.

In my experience, such items never come in pink.

So go ahead. Wear that shirt, wash those dishes, but change the oil in your car and go to the shooting range to make up for it. Take a page out of Scott Brown's book and get named the Sexiest Man Alive and run for Senate. If it seems rugged, undeniably masculine, and violent, don't let society drain your virility. Maybe someday your garbage will reek of fine wines and enemies vanquished.



Godspeed, Brothers.

2.23.2010

Man Lessons: PowerPoint

STORY:


PowerPoint is a tool. It is very useful for communicating messages. So says my Business Communications book. I don't have any experience with PowerPoint, or pretty much anything that has to do with computers, but I am determined to master PowerPoint. I will bend it to my will.


My first step on this journey to PowerPoint domination began two weeks ago in Business Communications class. The assignment was to construct a PowerPoint based on a particularly dry passage in a book we were reading for class. I saw this as an opportunity to ignore what was in the book and do whatever I wanted, like a man. So I did.


45 minutes and 212 Google Images searches later I had my PowerPoint. What began as a meaningless collection of clipart and random images was carefully refined into a really cool collection of clipart and random images. I beat PowerPoint.


(As proof see Fig. 1)


Fig. 1 - My PowerPoint Slide






(Main complaint against this slide in class: The violence in the picture is too hard to see. Win.)




Man Lesson Learned: 


When making a PowerPoint presentation, remember, violence can never be overdone.

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