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What Is in Jason Statham's Garbage?



Men, the time has come to man-up and do what it takes. Society wants us to do the dishes, wear pink, and listen to Celine Dion.... at the same time.

This is wrong.

The Man Blog is here to right these wrongs and give men everywhere an alternative to a life spent as a weakling.

Imagine: If you went through Jason Statham's garbage, what would you find? Probably a few empty bullet casings, a castaway pair of numchucks, an endorsement contract with BMW, Cuban cigars that didn't meet his standards, and the occasional '84 Bordeaux.

In my experience, such items never come in pink.

So go ahead. Wear that shirt, wash those dishes, but change the oil in your car and go to the shooting range to make up for it. Take a page out of Scott Brown's book and get named the Sexiest Man Alive and run for Senate. If it seems rugged, undeniably masculine, and violent, don't let society drain your virility. Maybe someday your garbage will reek of fine wines and enemies vanquished.



Godspeed, Brothers.

3.20.2010

The Daily Doodle

The authors of this blog have been contemplating adding this section for a while, but due to an inordinate amount of procrastination no action was taken. Since it is a beautiful afternoon and my mind is working at its tip top, I have finally decided to publish The Daily Doodle. 

Let me take a moment to explain why doodles matter. While every man should aspire to be a model of self-control and attentiveness, The Men of The Man Blog understand that aspiring and being are two different things. There are some moments when attention slips or restraint fails and in those moments maintaining the appearance of self-control is invaluable. Doodles are a great way to appear to be engaged and alert. So while doodles are not the epitome of manliness, they are part of the journey to manliness.

FIG 1. - Guy-blowing-up-other-guy's-head doodle

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3 comments:

  1. COURTNEY20.3.10

    Love it... My daily doodle's name is "Clarence" and he and his lady "Eunice" do all sorts of things that I wish I could be doing instead of sitting in anatomy class...

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  2. Anonymous21.3.10

    How much did that doodle cost your parents as they put you through college

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  3. SCOTT21.3.10

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    Don't let people like this discourage you.

    Let the Daily Doodle live on!!!

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